At dis moment
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Originally posted. May 13, 2009
Man and superman
Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. Originally posted. May 14, 2009
Sentimental cards
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them. Originally posted. April 19, 2009
Janwar hai,usko kya pata
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar [...]
Give me two reasons
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.” [...]
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