Machcher ko maar daal
Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki [...]
Sexy elephant figure
In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”
Hamesha galat hi sochti hai
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!f
Immeasurable contribution to my life
I take this opportunityto thank you foryour immeasurablecontribution to my life.Thank you Mom!And wish you aVery Happy Mother’s Day!
A mother’s work is never done
A mother’s work is never doneShe works from morning until dawnShe spreads her loveAnd keeps you warmBut only once a year we sayMother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
keep looking »

