Mathematics
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Elephant n Man
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, “HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?”
Cow n Bull
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Ladki
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.
Cock
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..
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