For selfish
A baby fish asked her mother: Yea can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Romantic kiss
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Neighbour’wife
What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.


