S E X
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
Anniversary
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
father in law
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”.
In a train
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.


